From the "Are You Kidding Me?" Files

Introducing the $30,000 cell phone. Vertu is a U.K.-based company that makes hand-crafted mobile phones for the luxury market. Their prices range from $4,500 to $30,000.

According to Vertu, it's all about the craftsmanship and an included concierge service. And don't take their word for it -- Lindsay Lohan loves her new Vertu. The limited-edition Vertu Ascent Pink model features pink backlighting and a crocodile-embossed pink leather trim.

Vertu says it's "the ideal accessory for women wishing to make a stunning personal statement..." For the woman who truly has everything, I suppose. Available in Manhattan at Barney's and Bergdorf's. Take that, Nokia.